Asapmu Merugikanku

Perokok awet muda, karena sebelum tua sudah pada mati.
Perokok rumahnya aman, karena tiap malam batuk melulu.
Perokok paling dermawan, karena rajin nyumbang ke NAKES dan Rumah Sakit untuk pengobatan paru-paru, jantung, ginjal dan lain-lain.
Perokok mengurangi persaingan kerja, karena wanita perokok anaknya pada IDIOT.
Perokok tempat mengumpulkan amal bagi orang, karena menyiksa orang dengan asapnya dibis, mikrolet, dan tempat umum.
Perokok mempunyai musik seumur hidupnya ( suara nafasnya ngik-ngiiiik)
Perokok hidup bebas, nggak pernah baca doa sebelum merokok.
Perokok membuat suasana bioskop lebih rame, yang tadinya Full-AC jadi Full-Asep..

OMW

I Wasn't there the moment you first learned to breathe,
But I'm on my way...
I wasn't there the moment you got off your knees
But I'm on my way...

Lay down...
And come alive in all you've found,
All you're meant to be,
And for now...
We'll wait until the morning light,
And close our eyes to see,
Just close your eyes to see...

A tear must have formed in my eye,
When you had your first kiss...
But I'm on my way,
So leave a space deep inside for everything I'll miss,
Cause I'm on my way...

And when you feel no saving grace,
Well I'm on my way...
And when you're bound to second place,
I'm on my way...
So don't believe it's all in vain,
Cause I'm on my way...
The light at the end is worth the pain,
Cause I'm on my way...

I'll be there the morning you come out in white,
Cause I'm on my way...
On my way.